Married Life Has Been Hard. Oh, And I Have Cancer.

Hey. It's been a while. That's the thing about a humour blog. It takes a really long time to find a clever, witty line to put after I have cancer and it's one of the worst possible kinds. And boy, are my arms tired! See what I mean? But here I am just the same, even if I haven't … Continue reading Married Life Has Been Hard. Oh, And I Have Cancer.

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I Bet Newton Never Had To Deal With This

Life is funny, don't you think? Hmmm, me neither. Last month, I wrote about how I was going to start doing things differently. How I was going to join a gym, stop eating junk food and get myself back into shape. Well, I did join a gym and I went at least every second day, without … Continue reading I Bet Newton Never Had To Deal With This

The Day I Didn’t Almost Kill Ziva And M But Then We Got Drunk Anyway

My visit with Ziva and and her husband M hit rock bottom when - in a slightly inebriated state - I decided to drape myself drunkenly pose rather mockingly with a statue that turned out to be in front of a church or something (and had rice all over it, which I assume is some … Continue reading The Day I Didn’t Almost Kill Ziva And M But Then We Got Drunk Anyway

OCD And Why I Should Never Be Allowed To Make Important Decisions

Let me just start by saying that I don't lick doorknobs. I don't wash my hands 1,000 times a day in scalding hot water. I don't have to turn light switches on and off three times before I leave a room. And Lord knows, I do not feel the uncontrollable urge to clean stuff. But … Continue reading OCD And Why I Should Never Be Allowed To Make Important Decisions