Ok, people. If ever there was a time to comment on a blog post, this would be the one. Because I am at the end of my rope. My family is being torn apart like a group of Crusading English Knights attempting to cross the path of a killer bunny. I just can't take it … Continue reading I Need Your Help
Hey losers who didn't turn 18 this year! Guess why today should be a national holiday. Alright it's already a national holiday, because December 6 is the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women in Canada. But that's not what I'm talking about. Today is the birthday of someone famous. No it's … Continue reading Who’s Awesome? I’m Awesome!!
I've been really busy lately. Busy doing what? I dunno. I have managed to avoid playing Bejeweled for the past 4 days. Well, 2 days, really. Then I fell off the wagon yesterday. But I haven't played at all today. So that makes 3 days in all. In any case, I wasn't spending ALL my … Continue reading Can Somebody Please Tell Me…
My son, Jake, is turning 18 in a couple of weeks and I really need to find a gift. I'm stumped. I figured I'd go straight to the source and ask him what he wanted, rather than killing myself trying to find the perfect gift. His answer: "I dunno. A pool table?" Yeah, that's not … Continue reading I Need To Find A Gift
What would you do if you were told you couldn't eat at a restaurant because of the person accompanying you? Imagine your outrage when you arrive with your parent, grandparent or friend at a public place and find a sign saying "No Person Above the Age of 65 Allowed". Like any other forms of discrimination, … Continue reading I Kid You Not
Today, you are graduating from high school, an honour roll student. In a few short months, you will start college. I can’t even begin to tell you how incredibly proud I am of you, not just for this accomplishment, but for everything that you do and all that you are. You bring light and laughter … Continue reading To Jake, With Love
This is definitely NOT why you should have kids. It's not why I had kids. Useless freakin' lumps of brain-rotting flesh! This, on the other hand, THIS is why you should have kids. Now I just have to teach him to use the washing machine. Not on the market for some children at the moment, … Continue reading Why Should You Have Kids?